They really help people out.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
They have been stepped on for far too long.
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
Now I have a nickleless cage...
... a little bit of salt.
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
A stand-up chameleon.
Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
It sound more ofishal.
They are my idles.
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
A lot of people take them for granite.
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
But hey, it puts food on the table.
They have a lot of spirit
No, I respect others’ privacy
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
It was legendairy.