What google application is the most supportive?
Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
What is the least supportive fruit?
My husband is always supportive when I am into something new.
He says: "Do whatever you want. Just leave me alone".
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers
https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv
Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.
Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.
How do you call a Toucan who is supportive of you?
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
My friends must think I am super supportive....
they keep calling me "bra"
What’s the most supportive beer?
My friend Ted recently came out as homosexual. Luckily, everyone in his neighbourhood has been very supportive.
It has become something of a Gay Ted community.
My friends are so supportive
My dentist is very supportive of my aspirations of becoming a dancer.
He recommends I floss every day.
Stairs are so supportive!
They're with you every step of the way.
I try to be supportive, but I'm worried that if my daughter is transgender everyone will see right through me
Because I'll be transparent.
Did you hear about the guy who found a supportive Nihilist community?
He really found his Nietzsche.
My very supportive dad told me this one today when I was complaining about Sochi.
"Did you hear about the Olympic rings in the opening ceremony? One of them was afraid to come out."
Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?
because they are always by your side
"Morel Support" by Harebrained
If my ceiling fan supported my weight...
....I'll never be bored again.
President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
This support group will help you recharge
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
I support Statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
I just called up Gamestop consumer support.
They asked me to hold it.
Back in 56' my neighbor was arrested for supporting the USSR...
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
Need to ask somebody to support you?
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
"Hey dad, I'm trans"
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
It's not like I did something
Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
Why did the Trump supporting pidgeon get arrested?
My time in the Boy Scouts really made me a supporter of gay marriage
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
Why are Trump supporters so against shredded cheese?
They want to make America grate again.
How will he support his 3mm family?
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
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