Hormone replacement therapy synonyms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Emo therapy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChomperCreeper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Add therapy dogs considered working dogs?

If so, would they be white collar workers?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!

Our therapist said I need to valley date you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/audioinside
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My son is going to therapy in order to treat his aibohphobia

He is even scared of saying it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rex2000-2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Therapy done right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosesniffer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Today's the day I bring my Son to weekly speech therapy..

.. easier done than said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness

And no one else turned up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGauntUK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Every dog is a therapy dog...

Most just do it pro-bone-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readergirl132
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What did the mummy say after his therapy session?

Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalrusNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Where should children with ADHD be sent to for therapy?

Concentration camps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No hablo Ingles."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrawHatHS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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ReTAIL therapy for the K9's!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacomaster9000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Therapy

A psychiatrist asked his patient if he could remember one life changing moment that really stood out from any others.

He replied. "Why yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was running down the street with tears flowing from my eyes crying 'Its a boy, its a boy!' I made a concious decision that day to never visit another brothel in Thailand".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why do amateur tailors need therapy?

Because they've sewn terrible things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeefsaalad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call an educated therapy dog?

A dogtor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheExpandingBrain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I’ve decided to try electro therapy.

The results were shocking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Someone asked about where to get therapy for issues with procrastination

I'll tell him later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.

There were just too many elephants in the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosesniffer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?

He was arrested in a sting operation.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a patient that handles their physical therapy like it’s a cake walk?

A PT Cruiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.

I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this, and now he’s accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarantulaPets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My friend keeps telling me that he goes to speech therapy every week.

Easier done than said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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TIL: The new popular therapy technique calls to express anger at everything, no matter how small the issue may be.

It’s all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call therapy for farm animals?

Cow-nselling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why did the cupboard have therapy?

It had low shelf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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With enough therapy all your problems become apparent.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandiegoJack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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My dad is a Star Wars fan and my parents are in couples therapy over it.

Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?

Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.

Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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I'm thinking about going into business for myself with a combined therapy/body hair removal clinic...

I'm gonna call it "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parallellmord
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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I recently had surgery on my knee and have been going to physical therapy every week.

It’s pivotal to my recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosedj1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Best secret way to keep your physical therapy a secret?

Well, it's always best to be just Loki unless you're just too Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Have you heard airlines aren't allowing therapy cats on planes anymore?

I think it's fake mews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dobraf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Why did the IT support guy start going to couples therapy?

Because he was unable to connect with his Wi-Fi.

(I originally heard this joke as "Why was the IT guy sad?" "Because his Wi-Fi left him".

I ask you, which is better. Your answer should be neither, both are horrible.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Why did the kerosene go to therapy?

To get help with his obsessive-combustive disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBNmann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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Dad goes to speech therapy

Therapist: "repeat after me; I'm thirsty"

Dad: I'm...thirsty

Therapist: "I'm hungry"

Dad: I'm..h... Hi hungry, I'm dad

Therapist: throws clipboard at wall


credit to my University Yik Yak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodyandalive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Co-worker sent e-mail w/ cute photo "Puppy therapy outside, part of wellness fest"

Office manager replied: Why are those puppies in therapy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zijital
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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I went to a therapy group to cope with my loneliness...

But no one turned up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomo147
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