It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...

...that only happens once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewouldblock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?

Yes, and?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crownamedcheryl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMaskedCrisis
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?

An Aloe-saurus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fist_of_a_Dog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year

All my neighbors are going to get a case of dΓ©jΓ  BOO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHOmagoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call sausages trick or treating?

Halloweiners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I left the hula hooping club because I didn't like the way they were treating me.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I was taking my kids trick or treating along a dark country road, on a moonless Halloween night, when all of a sudden, a vampire swooped down from the darkness and landed right in front of us!

My daughter shrieked,"Quick dad, show him your cross!"

Without a second thought, I shouted, "YOU LEAVE US ALONE YOU BIG MEAN OLD VAMPIRE!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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WW2 vets. Did you continue treating animals after the war or go back to your day jobs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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There was a young ghost who wanted to go trick-or-treating.

But he had no costume. He asked his family, his neighbours, his friends. He was so desperate that even even asked his enemies.

In the end, he didn't get to go . . . because no one gave a sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Did you hear about that Chinese Doctor who was only treating communists?

He was sued for Maopractice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4licks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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Future step-dad, 1st time while trick or treating.

GF: Why are so many girls dressed as deers?

ME: So the boys will fawn over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sewer_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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They're out trick or treating, and I'm home giving out candy.

I was left home to greet the trick or treaters, and give out the candy from the big black cauldron by the door.

"So I have a Cauldron of Duty." Groans

Proof: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/660577373377703936

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent_Ordinary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pitchstrikes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4StoryADay4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_memegirl_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?

He had no body to go with...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deffek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Saying
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrinkItInMan11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They have no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SluttyNYDude69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

They have no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeinthepnw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no-body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0B0dyyy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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I went trick or treating as a skeleton once.....

I didn't have any-body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eren123danyel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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