A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?
If you get hit in the face, the home treatment is to hold a raw steak against it to reduce swelling...
...it does more than meats the eye.
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
Ever since I got this hair treatment, people say I've become very arrogant..
I guess the hairplugs went straight to my head..
I've just bought a bottle of head lice treatment but there's no instructions on how to use it.
It's left me scratching my head to be honest.
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
My dentist promised me he won't expose any of my treatments...
He said they're all confidental
Amnesia treatment
What an unforgettable experience!
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
Would you take your loved one for treatment hear?
If you need any treatment for you eyes,
Out of all the professionals I’ve been to for treatment, I’ve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
Did you know there is a new UV based treatment for respiratory ailments?
It's called Strobitussen!
What do you call a group of doctors that specialize in the skin treatment of elephants?
Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
What kind of treatment does a clownfish need when it gets cancer
I knew a guy who worked at a sewage treatment plant...
He’s writing a book called “The Origin of the Feces”
What do you call an experimental laughing treatment?
My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
My buddy lost his job at the sewage treatment plant
He said the hours were really crappy
I was let go from my job at the sewage treatment plant today.
Deservedly so, I don't know shit.
Somewhere in my head I apologize to the people at the water treatment plant every time I flush...
I mean that's a... crappy job.
How do you call a persons recollection of his prostate cancer treatment?
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
What's the difference between treatment of Avian Flu and treatment of Swine Flu?
Birds get tweetment and pigs get oinkment.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
That has left scientists scratching their heads
A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
I bought some dandruff treatment, but it did not come with instructions.
It left me scratching my head.
A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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