I've just bought a bottle of head lice treatment but there's no instructions on how to use it.

It's left me scratching my head to be honest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?

An Incommunicado

Eh?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdooles11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing

In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".

Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrei178
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?

Peta Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IfuM52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Did you know there is a new UV based treatment for respiratory ailments?

It's called Strobitussen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superceder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Would you take your loved one for treatment hear?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Out of all the professionals I’ve been to for treatment, I’ve found chiropractors to be the funniest

They just never fail to crack me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heskeyberg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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If you need any treatment for you eyes,

I have contacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call a group of doctors that specialize in the skin treatment of elephants?

A pack-o-derms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avasnay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What kind of treatment does a clownfish need when it gets cancer

Nemo therapy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativeFux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I knew a guy who worked at a sewage treatment plant...

He’s writing a book called β€œThe Origin of the Feces”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkFast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What do you call an experimental laughing treatment?

Test-Tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superkirbyawesome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back

"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."

Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude0311
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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My buddy lost his job at the sewage treatment plant

He said the hours were really crappy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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I was let go from my job at the sewage treatment plant today.

Deservedly so, I don't know shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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Somewhere in my head I apologize to the people at the water treatment plant every time I flush...

I mean that's a... crappy job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerchris360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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How do you call a persons recollection of his prostate cancer treatment?

Testiemonial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBootyBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"

Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeismicAltop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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What's the difference between treatment of Avian Flu and treatment of Swine Flu?

Birds get tweetment and pigs get oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girthanthiclopse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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