Treating Puns

A list of puns related to "Treating"

Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with...

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👤︎ u/TheMaskedCrisis
📅︎ May 12 2020
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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year

All my neighbors are going to get a case of déjà BOO.

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👤︎ u/WHOmagoo
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call sausages trick or treating?

Halloweiners

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👤︎ u/mrdangwangpang
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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I left the hula hooping club because I didn't like the way they were treating me.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all my candy in a hat.

And when a guy tried to take the candy from my hat I said, “My hat my candy”.

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👤︎ u/Allalovesmemes
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I was taking my kids trick or treating along a dark country road, on a moonless Halloween night, when all of a sudden, a vampire swooped down from the darkness and landed right in front of us!

My daughter shrieked,"Quick dad, show him your cross!"

Without a second thought, I shouted, "YOU LEAVE US ALONE YOU BIG MEAN OLD VAMPIRE!!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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WW2 vets. Did you continue treating animals after the war or go back to your day jobs?
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👤︎ u/feckthis
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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There was a young ghost who wanted to go trick-or-treating.

But he had no costume. He asked his family, his neighbours, his friends. He was so desperate that even even asked his enemies.

In the end, he didn't get to go . . . because no one gave a sheet.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Did you hear about that Chinese Doctor who was only treating communists?

He was sued for Maopractice

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👤︎ u/4licks
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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Future step-dad, 1st time while trick or treating.

GF: Why are so many girls dressed as deers?

ME: So the boys will fawn over them.

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👤︎ u/Sewer_Ice
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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They're out trick or treating, and I'm home giving out candy.

I was left home to greet the trick or treaters, and give out the candy from the big black cauldron by the door.

"So I have a Cauldron of Duty." Groans

Proof: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/660577373377703936

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why don’t skeletons go treat or treating?

Because they have no-body to go with

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👤︎ u/Randdom_user
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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👤︎ u/Silent_Ordinary
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?

He had no body to go with...

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👤︎ u/deffek
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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👤︎ u/_memegirl_
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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👤︎ u/4StoryADay4
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

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👤︎ u/pitchstrikes
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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👤︎ u/Im_Saying
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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👤︎ u/DrinkItInMan11
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?

They have no body to go with.

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👤︎ u/dudeinthepnw
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They have no body to go with.

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👤︎ u/SluttyNYDude69
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no-body to go with.

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👤︎ u/N0B0dyyy
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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I went trick or treating as a skeleton once.....

I didn't have any-body to go with.

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👤︎ u/eren123danyel
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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