A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If you get hit in the face, the home treatment is to hold a raw steak against it to reduce swelling...
...it does more than meats the eye.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Ever since I got this hair treatment, people say I've become very arrogant..
I guess the hairplugs went straight to my head..
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I've just bought a bottle of head lice treatment but there's no instructions on how to use it.
It's left me scratching my head to be honest.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
But trust me, it doesnβt
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My dentist promised me he won't expose any of my treatments...
He said they're all confidental
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Amnesia treatment
What an unforgettable experience!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
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︎ May 07 2020
TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Would you take your loved one for treatment hear?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
If you need any treatment for you eyes,
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Out of all the professionals Iβve been to for treatment, Iβve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Did you know there is a new UV based treatment for respiratory ailments?
It's called Strobitussen!
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a group of doctors that specialize in the skin treatment of elephants?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
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︎ Apr 12 2019
What kind of treatment does a clownfish need when it gets cancer
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︎ Aug 19 2018
I knew a guy who worked at a sewage treatment plant...
Heβs writing a book called βThe Origin of the Fecesβ
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What do you call an experimental laughing treatment?
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︎ Sep 08 2018
My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
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︎ Jul 20 2017
My buddy lost his job at the sewage treatment plant
He said the hours were really crappy
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︎ Dec 17 2015
I was let go from my job at the sewage treatment plant today.
Deservedly so, I don't know shit.
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︎ Jan 29 2016
Somewhere in my head I apologize to the people at the water treatment plant every time I flush...
I mean that's a... crappy job.
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︎ Feb 02 2017
How do you call a persons recollection of his prostate cancer treatment?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
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︎ Jan 28 2015
What's the difference between treatment of Avian Flu and treatment of Swine Flu?
Birds get tweetment and pigs get oinkment.
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︎ Apr 22 2014
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
That has left scientists scratching their heads
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︎ Sep 18 2020
A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I bought some dandruff treatment, but it did not come with instructions.
It left me scratching my head.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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