My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
If you got married and they didn’t play “she’s some kind of wonderful” at the reception did you really get married?
Why couldn’t they serve communion wafers at the wedding reception?
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
A guy walks into a wedding reception
He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "
I called my wife from prison and there was no reception
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Did you hear about the wedding of the two antennas?
The ceremony was so-so...but the reception was epic!!
I recently went to a wedding between two antennas. The ceremony was terrible but the RECEPTION WAS GREAT.
2 antennas got married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was great!
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great.
Bad Reception (xpost from /r/comics
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Have you heard about the TV repairman's marriage?
The reception was excellent
Two satellites decided to get married. Wasn't much of a wedding, but that reception was amazing
Is there good reception here...
I don’t know... ask the receptionist...
I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married
The wedding was horrible but the reception was great
What do you call someone who has diarrhea at a wedding reception?
Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible
At a wedding reception...
" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."
Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"
Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air
Everybody at table: Facepalms
I heard that AT&T and T-Mobile got married, but the reception was terrible!
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible
Was up the mountains today. Reception was a bit Flaky.
I went to a wedding a few weeks ago for two antennas.
The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!
Two wifi engineers got married.
Their reception was fantastic.
The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.
I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.
A photon arrives at the hotel reception...
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?"
"No, I'm travelling light"
My dad just told me this one: Two WiFi engineer friends of mine just got married.
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in...
"Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
Cell reception in New Mexico.
I'm on vacation with my family out west (from Michigan) and were passing through New Mexico and I decide to pass the time on my phone but I look at my reception and I'm getting 0-2 bars so I say outloud "The cell reception is a little rocky out here!"
The groans/chuckles were amazing!
Edit: I'm not a dad.
My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.
Two antennas got married.
The reception was wonderful.
Two antennas got married...
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much
But the reception was incredible.
Two antennas meet on a rooftop and decided to get married
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What did you think of the two antennas’ wedding?
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!
Two antennas got married
The reception was excellent.
I went to a wedding for two antennas
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony wasn’t bad, but the reception was fantastic!
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