Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies !!!!
Is that a trick question.
I heard about a politician who was caught accepting bribes from a jean company.
He’s in the pocket of big pants.
My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
Where's the one place it's acceptable to drink and drive?
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Am I accepted into med school now?
I was going to a fencing tournament with my teammates. In our hotel the night before, while unpacking, one of my teammates hit her head on a lamp. Rushing over I asked her if she was ok, or if she was feeling light-headed.
(Don't worry, she was perfectly ok)
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
Please accept my Heart Felt thanks.
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
Do you accept random Facebook requests?
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
English sucks sometimes 😂
Do you accept the cookies?
Hi,I was told this was acceptable her
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes
In the end it Taurus apart
When is it acceptable to react to a table?
People who died penny less didn't accept change
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
Whst did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your lord and saviour?
Is it acceptable to tell dad jokes if you don't have kids....?
PSA Don't accept friend requests from Hormel.
I wanted to name our son Miles but my wife thought we should go with something more universally accepted.
So we named him Kilometers
I am unable to support the "fat-acceptance" movement
Because they're too heavy
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Why do parents have a hard time accepting their kids?
It takes 9 months to come to term
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
What did the nut salesman who only accepted credit cards say?
I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.
My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.
I said, "You did not."
She glares at me, "Yes I did."
Me, "You did knot."
She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
Farmers Only needs to accept this name change immediately.
What did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?
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