I seem to have worn out my welcome.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5_Frog_Margin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?

Microwave.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.

Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kochleather
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?

You Cherokee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SecretButtCrack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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Sure, you are welcome !
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RockieRockie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.

For them, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tennesseepipesmoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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Minotaur: Hi! Welcome to my labyrinth.

Allow me to give you a mino-taur.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SZT2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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Welcome to Seasonal Pun Emporium!

We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!

(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2020
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Welcome to Rhode Island

... You are now leaving Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AprilTowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slowshot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Welcome to jokelahoma!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FroggosPinkyToe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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My mom that I haven’t seen in two years said welcome back.

I have a front to you know

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ninja-Chef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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Welcome to my offish
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
πŸ‘οΈŽ 63
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickbackhammocker92
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2020
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Ur welcome
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamsdhere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2020
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Welcome to the Dark Slide
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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Welcome to the Dark Side
πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YoungAnimater35
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2020
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Welcome to my offish
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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Your Welcome
πŸ‘οΈŽ 2k
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackRelish12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2018
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I’ve worn out my welcome
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KKScylla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2020
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Welcome to today’s Communist Marathon...

On your Marx....

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pidderz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2020
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"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...

I've been training for this."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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Also works as a Welcome Mat.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 3k
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2018
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A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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Welcome to the Hotel California...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bawbnweeve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2019
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Welcome to engineer (from /r/geek)
πŸ‘οΈŽ 1k
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2018
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"Welcome back, everybody" is apparently not a good way to start your speech

if you're the best man at your buddy's second wedding.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2019
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Sorry for all the bad puns guys, I guess I've worn out my welcome here.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 2k
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/megabits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2017
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Welcome to invisibility class

Disappointing to see so many of you here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mftuchman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2019
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Welcome to ratscape
πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumanGyroscope
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2019
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Welcome to camouflage training

I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2019
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Welcome to assumption club.

I think we all have a rough idea of why we’re here.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeeFarkas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2019
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[meta] Welcome to our new moderators!

I don’t know if I missed a post announcing them or something, but I noticed the new mods were chosen for this sub and added! I would like to say welcome from all of us at r/dadjokes to u/ phreephorm u/anarousedcatfish u/cutek9 u/yayoletsgo u/suitinguncle620 and u/blank-cheque Welcome to the team and we look forward to having y’all.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mopfloor1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let's learn how to dance.

Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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We have worn out our welcome
πŸ‘οΈŽ 43
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/svetlana45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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Welcome home.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b-retticus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2018
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How do bees welcome their guests?

They buzz them in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chirag_was_here
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iateaps4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 43
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery AA

I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rockyfounatins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addiction anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 14
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4mouldyoranges
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 17
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mo_Stache_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group

I see a lot of new faces in the room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alfiepop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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