I seem to have worn out my welcome.
Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.
Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.
For them, hindsight is 2020
Minotaur: Hi! Welcome to my labyrinth.
Allow me to give you a mino-taur.
Welcome to Seasonal Pun Emporium!
We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!
(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).
Welcome to Rhode Island
... You are now leaving Rhode Island
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
My mom that I haven’t seen in two years said welcome back.
I have a front to you know
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
Welcome to the Dark Slide
Welcome to today’s Communist Marathon...
"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...
I've been training for this."
Also works as a Welcome Mat.
A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.
The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"
Welcome to the Hotel California...
Welcome to engineer (from /r/geek)
"Welcome back, everybody" is apparently not a good way to start your speech
if you're the best man at your buddy's second wedding.
Sorry for all the bad puns guys, I guess I've worn out my welcome here.
Welcome to invisibility class
Disappointing to see so many of you here
Welcome to camouflage training
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
Welcome to assumption club.
I think we all have a rough idea of why we’re here.
[meta] Welcome to our new moderators!
I don’t know if I missed a post announcing them or something, but I noticed the new mods were chosen for this sub and added! I would like to say welcome from all of us at r/dadjokes to u/ phreephorm u/anarousedcatfish u/cutek9 u/yayoletsgo u/suitinguncle620 and u/blank-cheque Welcome to the team and we look forward to having y’all.
Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let's learn how to dance.
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
We have worn out our welcome
How do bees welcome their guests?
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery AA
I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed
Welcome to plastic surgery addiction anonymous
I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.
Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group
I see a lot of new faces in the room
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