Invited Puns

So I got this Whatsapp group where the people inside the group are bunch of small close-knit Malay staff community of my office.

One fine day such as today, somebody blasted out “ada orang tu kahwin minggu ni tapi tak kena panggil pun” to the group.

Discuss.

EDIT: Just to be clear, it wasn’t me who sent that message. Though, I thought the message was simply rude honestly.

I'm an experienced hunter, but I'm pretty much a one trick pony. Besides Luchino, I suck at pretty much every other hunter. My Bane & Bon Bon is pretty okay i guess.

So I got a Deadly Invitation (pun intended) that enticed me to buy a Photographer. I'm familiar with his mechanics & tricks, but when I play him, i just. couldn't. catch. anyone.

High tier survivors are so good at kiting that I don't really know how to down them. at all. Blink is alright i guess, but i still take forever to down survivors even with his incredible swing.

I was able to down images, but what's the point when I just couldn't kill people directly?

Any pro photographers, feel free to share any tips, abstract tips preferably. Thank you!

Because he is a fungi

That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.

Because he’s a funghi

Invite pun-kachu thanks :)

Still available!

I am currently 42F as is platonic soulmate Betty.

Now that weddings are happening here however with guest limitations the invites are coming in.

I currently have an issue with a friend of mine who has opted to extend a plus one to another friend Lora, who has only been with her boyfriend for <6 months but not to myself so I can bring Betty who I've been living with for the last 18 years. It would have been fine if Betty had gotten a separate invite as she is friends with the bride too but she didn't.

When I received the invite with no plus 1s I was a bit hurt because we've always had the invite extended to us ever since we purchased a house together 16 years ago.

So when I was catching up with Lora, she mentioned that she was bringing her boyfriend to the wedding so I asked if she got a plus 1 and she said yes and then asked me I got one for Betty or if Betty was invited. I said no, there was an awkward pause so I just said, it's hard with guest limits and we moved on.

I ended up RSVPing no however because it's her wedding and I wasn't going to make a fuss. I figured it wouldn't be a big deal but I got a call from the bride asking me for a reason. I kept deflecting but she starting asking if she had offended me or was it because we hadn't kept in touch much during lockdown so I thought I would be honest and tell her it was because Betty hadn't been invited. She pointed out that Betty wasn't my SO and I told her Betty is my platonic SO and had been for 18 years where as Lora had only known her bloke for less than 6 months so he hardly counts as an SO.

She said I was being unreasonable because the SO title was for romantic relationships and weddings are to celebrate romantic unions but I told her I felt it was unreasonable that Betty hadn't been invited. She told me I couldn't dictate her guest list and and I could tell things weren't going to be resolved so I finished the call by telling her that under no circumstance was I wanting her to extend an invite to Betty if she felt her guest list couldn't accommodate it but she should respect that I had RSVP'd no. I also wished her all the best for her wedding day. She was still not happy but accepted the outcome of the call (or so I thought).

I think she's gone and vented to Lora because Lora reached out to me. She said gently, I should go because the bride had basically escaped an abusive marriage and found love so her first wedding didn't really count. I told Lora though that I'm a little over

But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…

I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.

You can count me in.

After u/Atobitt amazing DD yesterday, 2 sources emerged that basically confirmed Atobitt's DD to be factually correct: The book "Naked, Short and Greedy" by Wall Street whistleblower Dr. Susanne Trimbath (Link here: https://spiramus.com/naked-short-and-greedy), and the paper "The Rise and Effects of the Indirect Holding System" by law professor David C. Donald (Link here: https://www.ilf-frankfurt.de/fileadmin/_migrated/content_uploads/ILF_WP_068.pdf).

I think these 2 very accomplished individuals know a lot about the evidently fraudulent financial market and apes would benefit greatly if we could invite these 2 for an AMA session in the future.

What do you guys think? Equally important, what do mods think?

Obligatory GME to the moon 🚀🚀🚀

Edit: Credits to u/LongTimeLurkTard for reminding me: It is my intention that this AMA interview be solely about the broader macroeconomic environment and the inner workings of the DTCC and DTC. I don't assume that these two individuals have the most up to date info regarding GME, and I have no intention of creating another AMA disaster where hedgies have another seemingly legitamate reason to tank the stock.

It was around april 20, i got invited that group via discord. There were thousands of people, you could ask any question to one admin but that was all. You couldn’t talk with other members. They gave the date for the coin’s announcement. April 25 midnight. Also they created telegram group with thousands of people aswell.

Coin announced exactly at midnight, it was rdn/btc. But 10 seconds later it was already too late, it hit ath and dropped to ground again.

So who won? Admin and his friends/family who bought earlier and their sell order was ready.

So who lost? Thousands of small investors who bought at high prices.

What happened to the groups? Discord deleted immediatly, telegram sold to random one.

Tl;dr: please stay away from those kind of shenaningans. Don’t get fooled.

My Aunt Dianne (fake name) isn’t someone who’s a nice person. She, my dad and her sister (my other aunt), do not get along. They’re always feuding over politics and bullshit. I haven’t seen her in years, and she’s largely been absent from my life.

This summer both my sister and I are getting married. My sister and I are in vastly different fields—I work for a software company as a designer, and my sister is becoming a doctor. We’re just very different people with different interests. But for some reason Aunt Dianne always feels the need to brag about my sister on Facebook even though she’s not a part of her life either. She’ll post things about how proud of her she is, how wonderful she is, and had never once felt the need to do that about me. Normally I would just brush it off, because I really don’t care what she thinks. She’s a sad woman.

The background behind why I don’t want her at my wedding is this: I got engaged a full year before my sister. My fiancé and I have been together almost 10 years now and have just not been in a rush to get married. When we got engaged, I didn’t think twice about not getting a congratulatory comment/post from her. But when my sister got engaged a year later, she posted multiple things on Facebook about their engagement, about her fiancé, about the ring, etc... That’s when I lost it.

I Told my parents she was under no circumstances invited to my wedding or shower. I was the one who sent the wedding invites, so I never sent one to her. I’m pretty sure my dad (her brother) just told her she wasn’t invited because she couldn’t come anyway. I just went to my sisters shower the other day and my Aunt Betty told me that Aunt Dianne would absolutely be attending my shower. I told her this was news to me, since she wasn’t invited to my wedding. My mom looked mortified and got pissed at me.

I refuse to have someone attend my wedding who’s made it clear she doesn’t care about me. AITA for not inviting her?

edit: someone mentioned this and I want to clear this up. My aunt does not have a closer relationship with my sister vs me. Neither one of us has spoken to her in 20+ years, we just happen to all be Facebook friends. She’s never reached out to either of of us prior to my sister starting medical school. And my aunt and I are no longer fb friends lol

Invite @pun-kachu

Would you like to come to my wedding fund my wedding?

My mom left me (24M) when I was 7. Well me and my dad. After their divorce she got remarried less than a year later and got involved with her new husbands kids so she stopped having total contact from then. My dad struggled a lot raising me on his own and we never had it easy. Never had a relationship with my mom since then. The only time she reached out was on my 18 to tell me happy birthday but I never replied to her. Even if it was mother day I still like to do something with my dad so went to his house so we can have a bbq just me and him or at least that’s what I thought. My dad brought up he’s been in contact with my mom. Guess she and her husband divorced over a year ago. Then my mom shows up and they decided to tell me together that they started seeing eachother again. My dad told me he knows it’s a lot after what she did but he decided to forgive her and ask me to give her a chance.

The whole time I was trying hard not to lose it I swear because I just wanted to call my mom a selfish b*tch and whole bunch of other stuff. I told my dad I didn’t care if he forgave her because she also fucked up my life for leaving. And I’m not giving her a chance. Only said this to my dad I didn’t wanna say anything to my mom so I ignored everything she was saying. It ruined the whole thing for me so I got up and walked away. My dad kept calling me back to talk. I got in my car and left.

My dad I saying I was out of line for walking off like I did and brushing him off like that when he was trying to be up front and honest with me. And the least I could’ve done was give dinner a chance with him and my mom. I didn’t even wanna be in the room with her though or want hear what she has to say so I’m wondering if I was an asshole for just leaving because he seem to think I was for not caring about his happiness.

I(15m) am a triplet. We also have a younger brother (5m). My sister “Gwen” and I were very close growing up but we’ve distanced as we’ve grown older. She’s very intelligent and has always been in the top classes whereas I’m bang average but we get on well enough. On the other hand, my brother “Ben” and I have never been close. He was born with a serious condition that means he will be in a wheelchair for life and he often struggles to do a lot of things like get dressed or hold a pen. My mother often pushes Gwen and I to include him in things as she worries he is lonely, but that’s easier said than done and often my friends would just not invite me to things as they knew I’d have to bring him.

It was my friend “Sam”’s birthday this weekend and he was having a little garden get together with a few of our friends after school on Friday. I’m at my father’s on the weekends so I had asked Gwen to take my bag for me after school so I didn’t have to haul it around with me the entire time. My mother overheard me and said that it would be lovely for me to bring Ben as he hadn’t seen any friends for a while. Gwen tried to help me and explain that she doubted it would be something he’d like but my mother argued that he’d just like to get out of the house to somewhere that isn't school. I told her that no, I wouldn’t take him. She was shocked. I don’t know why, Gwen and I have made it clear we don’t like bringing him along to everything many times before. She asked why I couldn’t bring my brother and I told her that even if I wanted to, he wasn’t invited and I couldn’t bring someone else to Sam’s house. She told me to just ask Sam to invite him and I refused because it’s Sam’s party and that’s impolite. She tried to tell me that if Ben wasn’t going, neither was I, but it’s my dad’s night and he’d already said I could go.

My mother took Ben and our younger brother out for ice cream that afternoon and dropped them off at my dad’s not long after I came home. Gwen and I could hear her telling our father what had happened, clearly wanting to get me in trouble with him as well, but he told her that we shouldn’t have to be babysitters all the time and that we were entitled to be young and see our friends as well. My mother accused my dad of ‘enabling’ me while he accused her of ignoring how much forcing Ben onto us was hurting Gwen and I. My mother also told my dad that he was raising Gwen and I to be a pair of assholes, so reddit, AITA?

EDIT: Thank you so much to everyon

Little recap, a few days ago I asked if I was in the wrong when I said “I don’t know” when my mom asked about using one of my guest tickets for her. She over reacted, and y’all decided I was not in the wrong. Well I want to give a little update because it turns out, I’ve fucked up, and this could have all been avoided, and I’m partially in the wrong.

So, I got the tickets from my band director for the event today, and they said in the envolope was three tickets, one for you, and two for family. The reason I wasn’t sure about inviting her because the event didn’t seem like an event to invite parents too, especially since only 15 minutes of of the 2 hour program would have anything to do with me, it’s mostly for the seniors.

It’s too late to apologize and invite her now, and I don’t even want to anyway, because Saturday we had a talk. I told her she was invited to two other events but this one I wanted to go by myself/with friends. She said that she will not bring me, I made my decision, and I will have to live with it. That if you end up over there by yourself you can just remember that there were two people who wanted to support you that you didn’t care about, and “I’m not always going to be there for you to shit over me”.

She’s still upset over it, because this morning I got a text from her explaining how she was proud of me for making symphonic band, but didn’t want to tell me because she wasn’t sure how to act because of how I was treating her.

She never apologized for her throwing the remote, or the temper tantrum she threw, and I don’t have anyway to get to the event. She refuses to take me, my only friend who can drive is going to be out of town, my grandpa is in bed with his gout flaring extremely bad, he can’t even walk, and it would take about an hour to walk to and from.

So thanks everyone who talked to me and tried to help me about the situation, but now that I know this, I understand if y’all believe I was also partly in the wrong. None of this would have happened if it wasn’t for me not understanding what was going on, making judgments before I had enough information, and overall just being stupid. I just can’t believe this is the thing that will actually just more or less completely ruin our relationship of all things.

Edit: don’t know what’s going to happen because of this, but my brother told me after the concert that my mom forced him to tell her whatever I told him about who I was inviting to the banquet, because she knows we

I just got a $750,000 line of credit for my business through Truist and my banker invited me to breakfast. Is this normal practice?

I am all down for it. Just wondering if you had any neat stories with your Banker?

EDIT: For those who are asking about my business, here is an AMA I did about my biz: https://www.reddit.com/r/Entrepreneur/comments/n487fd/ama_i_am_in_the_top_1_of_amazon_sellers_out_of_25/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

I run a private campground. It keeps me in close proximity to the forest and that’s made me the local expert on inhuman things, for forests are inherently dangerous. They’re hostile to humanity. I’ve achieved a semblance of a friendship with some of the creatures that live here, but even that has its own risks. There is danger in familiarity. Beau has warned me of it before. It is a fine balance I’m walking here. I must trust them to some degree, if I’m to get through this worst year(s) alive, but I must also not forget what they are.

Monsters. I consort with monsters.

If you’re new here, you should really start at the beginning and if you’re totally lost, this might help.

I’m not a huge fan of finding random inhuman things on my front porch. Why can’t I get something good for once? Like a delivery of cupcakes or cookies in a clearly marked package that displays the company they’ve been ordered from, which is easily searchable online. If you’re like, wow, that’s oddly specific - look. Rule #13 is a thing. You don’t eat food left laying out around here unless you’re certain of its origins.

I suppose the dancers are one of the better things to show up unexpectedly at my house. Sure, they cause trouble, but sometimes it’s useful trouble. I wish they could just be useful for once, but I don’t think they’re interested in such a thing. I knew things were going to be exciting when I opened the door and was greeted by a party horn being blown at my face.

“Is it someone’s birthday?” I asked.

The lead dancer took the party horn out of her mouth and beamed at me. She wore a frilly skirt with three layers of lace, cowboy boots, and a neon yellow safety jacket. A paper party hat perched on her head. She dropped one on my head before I could refuse and I reluctantly pulled the elastic strap under my chin to keep it on.

“It sure is!” she said brightly. “You’re invited.”

I stood there on the front porch as she skipped down the stairs and across the yard. As she reached the gate, she spun to stare back at me impatiently.

“Are you coming?” she demanded.

“Wait, it’s right now?”

The dancer gave me an exaggerated eye roll and a loud sigh. I hastily tumbled out of the house, shu

Pretty much exactly the title, I was a ~13 yr old girl who was excited to go to my first ever wedding! My ~youth pastors~ announced their engagement, but then they broke the news that only older teens were invited. I was understanding at first because the bride and groom-to-be were young, maybe they couldn’t afford extra guests. Forgot about it till months later, then I get a message that I’m actually invited to the reception...if I watch everyone’s kids the whole time 🙄 they did the same to all the other girls my age at the church. When I see posts about underpaid babysitters I always cringe a bit, just because I’m reminded about how much unpaid childcare I’ve done for the church community. I’m definitely not alone though, there were many different ways that community was exploitive for child labour in both genders 🤷‍♀️

I'm in a pretty bad situation right now.

When my stepdaughter got married two years ago, she used our home as the wedding venue. We have a meadow in our backyard that is able to accomodate a large number of people, as well as a empty clean barn that can be setup for dinner tables.

My daughter was supposed to marry at another location last year but because of the pandemic, the venue shut down permanently.

She's now asked to use my home for the wedding but I told her my issues with that. I had a restraining order against her mother, my ex, and a few members of her family after threats and harrassment were directed towards my wife and myself.

The restraining order expired mid last year but we haven't heard from them since but I stayed firm in my decision.

This has upset my daughter greatly and she's screamed at me which she's never done.

I offered to give her 15 thousand dollars for an alternative venue but now she's adamant about it being our home.

I feel extremely uncomfortable giving my ex and her family access to my home because that's where the washrooms will be.

My daughter has put this issue on Facebook and I now have all of my extended family against me. This has also stirred up my ex and her family against me.

And worse is that my wife and stepdaughter are now being accused of trying to ruin my daughter's wedding when they haven't played any part in it.

I'm planning on giving in and letting my daughter use our home for the wedding later this year. But I'm going to tell my wife and stepdaughter not to be around for it. Which I'm sure is going to create a bunch of other issues.

Am I the asshole?

UPDATE TO MY POST:

I messaged my daughter about the outdoor trailer bathrooms and she has refused and said it was a disgusting idea. She then accused me of treating her worse then my stepdaughter and that I play favorites and that I'm a terrible father.

She does not want the wedding at our home anymore and hung up.

She is no longer picking up my calls.

I got an angry call from my mother who says she is hosting her wedding instead. And that I will not be welcomed at the wedding.

My father will be walking my daughter down the aisle instead of me.

Thanks everyone for the advice. I appreciate it. But I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life. I'm completely heartbroken.