How much does a pirate pay for corn?
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
I need to pay for my horse's accommodation.
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
The police officer made me pay up for my crime.
I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.
My son asked we to pay for his rifle test today. It was $30.
What did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A friend of mine didn't pay for his daughter's exorcism
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.
I had to get a loan to pay for an exorcism.
They said if I didn’t pay it back on time I’d get repossessed.
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
How did Jesus pay for all our sins?
There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
How did the Verb pay for its gender reassignment?
The builder called me yesterday asking when I will pay for the new roof he put up.
I said, “I thought it was on the house.”
Did you know Darth Vader had to pay for his suit?
It cost him an arm and a leg.
What happens when you don’t pay the priest for your exorcism?
How do santa's helpers pay for their groceries?
What do you call a southern Pennsylvania resident who won’t pay for his local food specialty
When my neighbor couldn’t pay for her exorcism...
Her house was repossessed...
I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
How much do pirates pay for corn?
Santa doesn't need to pay for parking on Christmas Eve.
I forgot to pay the priest's bill for my daughter's exorcism..
How do aliens pay for coffee?
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
How much does a pirate pay for 🌽
How to pirates pay for corn?
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
Did you all notice you have to pay for air now at the gas station?
It’s because of inflation
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
How did Jesus pay for our sins
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