A list of puns related to "Bribe"
Heβs in the pocket of big pants.
I told them I don't do Paypal
It was one of the Twix of the trade.
Rigatoni.
It was a tempted murder.
You could be accused of currying favour.
Always offer a little in-cent-tive
I told him, "Philately will get you no where".
βWhy do I always have to pay you to be goodβ
Why canβt you be a good for nothing like your dad
I call it βinfluen-za.β
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Take bribes, for example.
even when bribed he refused to take a dive.
New evidence as been found that in addition to trying to sway public opinion against Tesla's advocacy of alternating current, Edison went so far as to try to criminalize A/C through the courts by claiming public endangerment.
Sounds like he was close to winning, but his own hubris did him in. He tried to assure his victory by attempting to bribe the circuit court judge.
Friend: Did you hear that robots are going to be smarter than humans by 2045? Do you want to build a bunker now or wait for the good, stupid robots and make them do it for us?
Me: Nah, bro. We gotta do it ourselves. The bad robots will retrieve the good robots' memory and find our bunker.
Friend: Maybe we could bribe them with cookies?
Me: I doubt we have enough cookies, robots take megabytes.
Heβs in the pocket of big pants.
Rigatoni.
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