That way, I always make a grand entrance.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
But I'm not buying it.
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
You buy it from the cat-alogue
He's a small arms dealer
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
but I decided I better sleep on it first
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
It was the Final Frontier
Operator said “please hold”
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
I have to give it away now
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Chernobyl fallout.
(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)
But all I could find is finnish hymns...
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
At a second hand shop.
They're always in a baaaaaad moooood.
It's a total rip-off
It would be helpful in the long run.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
It's a total ripoff!
Because it was pirated.
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
He knows Watson.
but they said they were out of stock.
“Well, I guess now you really are… independent"
It will be my Civic duty.
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
To bad I can’t find any
I didn’t even know she sold flowers!
>!The second hand store.!<
But all I could find were Finnish Hymms.
I didn’t even know she sold jewellery.
It's a total rip-off."
