Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?

No pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Althesia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Anyone interested in buying my Delorean?

It’s only been used from time to time.

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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?

The Wurst Kase scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donosoley2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A couple were interested in buying a haunted house.

The owner took them around the ground floor and everything looked perfect, even more so for the low price. The couple were suspicious that they saw no sign of anything supernatural, yet. The owner was pleasant and a little excited when showing them the house, until they got to the stairs. The woman stopped and looked incredibly uncomfortable as she stalled for time. Growing impatient, the couple asked her:

"What's upstairs?"

"Not much, what's up with you?" replied the stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goaheadidareyou
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Anybody interested in buying ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKA33133
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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β€œHey, people are buying all the toilet paper In The stores because of the epidemic!”

Wow, I never knew it gave you diarrhea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEmeZy123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'

But I made money out of Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piedssurmars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I was buying my groceries in Prague when the manager approached me asking for my proof of citizenship

Being a US national, I wasn’t allowed to use the self Czech out.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Buying these put me in a pickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nero-did-7-18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Got my wife while buying groceries in Maui...

I have been holding onto this one for quite some time and got to use it today, while on vacation. When selecting eggs, which were about $9.80, I said "Wow, would you say these are...EGGspensive?"

She responded with a big eye roll. I was super happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fernaceman
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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What does buying a house and trigonometry have in common?

you have to sine and cosine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biturgi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Buying all christmas presents in early december...

...is adventageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foungi1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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My wife and I were discussing buying a house with some land in the future...

And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."

I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."

Long pause...

"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyewitBass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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I had trouble buying things in Brazil

They told me my money wasn't Real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdfariello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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In this election year, I'm buying shorter socks.

I don't want two support crews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SednaBoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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I'd been thinking about buying a couple of cattle to put in my fathers farm. I asked my wife if she'd be on with receiving a cow for our wedding anniversary.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blakestar85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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