A list of puns related to "Buy"
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
But I'm not buying it.
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
You buy it from the cat-alogue
I honestly didnβt even know she sold flowers
He's a small arms dealer
but I decided I better sleep on it first
Heβs my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
I mean, the arguments for it arenβt even well rounded.
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
It was the Final Frontier
Operator said βplease holdβ
my hedge fund manager hates reddit.
I guess you could say that Iβm anti-biotic.
I have to give it away now
Couldn't see anything in the store...
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Chernobyl fallout.
(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)
Cardamom.
But all I could find is finnish hymns...
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
Couldnβt post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyoneβs bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
At a second hand shop.
They're always in a baaaaaad moooood.
It would be helpful in the long run.
It's a total rip-off
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
It's a total ripoff!
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Because it was pirated.
He knows Watson.
The Darth Mall
but they said they were out of stock.
βWell, I guess now you really areβ¦ independent"
It will be my Civic duty.
I didnβt even know she sold flowers!
>!The second hand store.!<
But all I could find were Finnish Hymms.
I didnβt even know she sold jewellery.
It's a total rip-off."
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