Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?
Selling a vacuum in space.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
I'm selling some racing geese
If you want to have a quick gander
What do people buying bread have in common with people who are selling bread?
They both want each other’s dough.
I saw a pet shop selling cats from Holland this morning
So I walked in and asked them....
..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
Someone knocked on my door yesterday, he was selling belts with watches on them!
I said, ‘I’m good thanks, they’re a waist of time’
Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?
It only costs a buck an ear.
There's a woman in the park selling batteries...
She sells, C cells by the seesaw.
So McDonald’s was recently considering selling higher cuts of beef.
But they decided it was a McSteak.
Did you hear about the man selling bicycle parts?
He went into the market to peddle his wares.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
I have a business selling foreign ants.
Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds...
Eyewitness reported, he left no tern unstoned.
I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.
It’s something you can’t turn down!
A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
I'm thinking of selling my Roomba
It's just collecting dust...
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
Man: “Are you certain this dog you’re selling me is loyal?”
Owner: “Of course he sure is. I’ve sold him five times, and every time he comes back.”
I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
I went into a Gamestop, but they weren't selling anything but chewing tobacco
If there's someone selling drugs here..
Just heard there is a geezer down the market selling Oxford vaccination for £2 each
My wife has been complaining that I don’t buy her flowers. Tbh I don’t even know she started selling flowers.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
Why did Jesus stop selling items at auction?
He couldn’t make a Prophet.
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
Selling porn is gross
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
Selling bread that isn’t fully cooked
Is a half baked idea that really took off.
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti
Making money selling stuff online is easy.
I just sold my homing pigeon for the 15th time!
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny
He calls it his afro-disiac
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Just heard there's a guy down Borough market selling Oxford vaccinations for £2 each...
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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