Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
DeLorean for sale
Only used from time to time.
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
My dentist is having a sale today...
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
I just found a trampoline for sale.....
the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.
There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...
It's for a lime-eted time only!
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
Hey look, the clothes are on sale
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
Used Theramin for sale...
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
Parachute for sale
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.
A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?
So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
What do you call sushi that's on sale?
I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldn’t turn that down.
This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...
I saw a trampoline on sale,
I was driving around town when I saw that a big bargain sale was going on in my favorite store.
I instantly stopped the car and entered the store.
Unfortunately for me, a cop saw me doing this and arrested me on the spot.
He charged me with braking and entering.
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
I’ve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I can’t turn this down.
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
“I can't turn that down.”
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