Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?

They were the wurst people.

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My dad joked his entire company's sales team

So my dad really wanted to show me this email he sent out earlier today. His customer was some Casket/Coffin company. He took a screenshot on the status through Salesforce and the status said "0-Dead"

All the body of the email had was that screenshot and my dad typed "what else did you expect?"

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During a work meeting

The owner of my company goes, "Well we finally got our sales team back so we are ready to go."

Me: "Full sales ahead!"

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