My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
🚨︎ report
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December

There is a Santa clause.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/omgwtfbbq7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
🚨︎ report
The Sykes-Picot Agreement is so crazy

I mean, it's borderline insane.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pianobutter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
🚨︎ report
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

πŸ‘︎ 222
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend just returned from Britain, where he made many monetary agreements...

I said to him, "you've been pact-ing on some pounds lately, huh?"

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
🚨︎ report
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
🚨︎ report
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement

A lease in Wonderland

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippekok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Why shouldn’t you make a agreement with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause

πŸ‘︎ 46
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/silentknight1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
🚨︎ report
My two Vietnamese friends recently came to an agreement that benefits everyone.

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Spokandyland
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
🚨︎ report
If the US and Canada cant come to an agreement on NAFTA, we are in trouble. Transfer speeds are going to plummet

Without a US BC connection.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Glen_Chervin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
🚨︎ report
When you join a convent, do you have to sign a Nun disclosure agreement?
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/aetweedie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
🚨︎ report
Arguing with your wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end...

...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement

In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".

πŸ‘︎ 136
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

πŸ‘︎ 103
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/__Odelay__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
🚨︎ report
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree."

πŸ‘︎ 112
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
🚨︎ report
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
🚨︎ report
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.