Prenuptial agreement Puns

A list of puns related to "Prenuptial agreement"

I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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My wife wanted me to see our 2yo only in the afternoon

Good thing I insisted on the pre-nap agreement.

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👤︎ u/timorl
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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