Alimony Puns

A list of puns related to "Alimony"

Why do they call it alimony?

Most of it is Steve McQueen and Robert Evans money.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why is it called alimony?

Because they'll take all yo mony.

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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Why did the man decide to get divorced in Texas?

He remembered the alimony.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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So my fiance recently divorced from her stay at home ex whose name is Ali. He was making a fuss about not getting his cash settlements from the divorce. I had to calm her down and tell her to

Pay Alimony.

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👤︎ u/roha5090
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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