I always get my 10 Per-Scent
“No,” I said. “It’s actually pretty mean.”
"I just cashed you inside, how bow dah?"
<She was not impressed with my meme knowledge.>
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... are two things you can do to damage lemons.
I almost put this in /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns.
Wanted to post this on /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns there, so yeah...
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
Or just a low ha?
They are key workers
Windows!
Only a low ha.
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
Cantaloupe
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
They said the sky is the limit.
"...mountains peak!"
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Cus covid 19
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
It’s a non-prophet organization.
Because it goes 27 mph.
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
Me: "Oh, why?"
Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."
Inside jokes...
just a low ha.
This
Because they are grandfathered in!
Because 1's mom says 0 is naughty
I’m so upset that we cantaloupe
Because he is not a tax-evader.
It's an open Mike night.
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It's been done, thank you, have a great day. :)
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
Or just a low ha.
Or just a low ha
Or is it just a low ha?
Or a low-ha
Or is it just a low ha
They are only allowed a low ha.
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
Or just a low ha?
Or is it just a low ha
