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Key and Peele....
... are two things you can do to damage lemons.
I almost put this in /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
Why is it that nobody who lives within ten miles of Wisconsin's Forest Home Cemetery is allowed to be buried there?
Because they're all still alive!!
Why isn't Dracula allowed out during COVID?
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,
I don't think women should be allowed to have kids after 40
40 kids is way too much by any standard
A person asked a Muslim scholar of its allowed to smoke marijuana in his country?
He replied: only gays get stoned here
Allow me to introduce myself
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
Cymbals should be allowed to have sex with whomever they want
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
In which part of Canada are you not allowed to do anything?
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Are pun requests allowed?
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
does Hawii allow loud laughs...
We’re in the process of potty training my two year old. My wife took her into the bathroom and argued with her that she’s not allowed to take toys into the bathroom.
I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.
They said the sky is the limit.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii,
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
In Hawaii, do they allow loud laughing?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in hawai
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
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