Dad joked by the wife...

I was pushing my son in his stroller through the mall and was doing wheelies to get him to laugh when my wife told me to cut it out. I said "What the matter? I'm just popping a wheelie." to which she responded

"If you don't cut it out I am going to pop you wheelie hard!"

...groan...

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📅︎ May 21 2014
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The wife hit me with this one laying in bed.

Me - "We should move to Russia, get on Putins' good side"

Her - "I'll poot-in his face"

She proceeded to laugh at herself hysterically.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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