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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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I told my parents I was bisexual

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloandog69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My parents always pushed me to get a big job. So i worked at a soda company just to sprite them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GREGY-K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .

scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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MY PARENTS RAISED ME AS AN ONLY CHILD

THIS REALLY ANNOYED MY YOUNGER SISTER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globevoyager_in
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My parents always said money couldn't by happiness...

Then I got Antidepressants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnDayzRP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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How do parents lose their kids in the mall?

Seriously, any tips are welcome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, β€œI’ll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me...

...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My parents told me today that my grandmother was Indian

Nani?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArKXamZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.

Now he's a full rack developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nech1492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...

I told her I was just completely sunburnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_lp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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A Parent Joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparentjoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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When I was a kid, I accidentally caught my parents having SEX

These were the most awkward 40 minutes of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterovebertz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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My parents were upset when I told them I wouldn't be taking over the family bakery.

That's just not how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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When I was 15 my parents told me I was adopted.

And that I'd be meeting my new parents that afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why were your parents so honest with you growing up?

Beacuse they were trans-parents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeastorFugu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.

Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Grif
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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So I brought my girlfriend home to meet my parents. She looks like my mum, sounds like my mum, even dresses like my mum..

My dad doesn't like her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.

It was the darkest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say, β€œExcuse my French” after a swear word...

I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Those parents must be nuts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Both of my parents don't identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. They are both very honest and open people.

I guess you could say they're transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leah_onomatopoeia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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With a dog, you have a glimpse into parenting.

With a cat, you have a glimpse into marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?

β€œWill my son able to speak again?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_koolguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....

"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Do unfit parents have to exercise a lot to get their children back?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents.

When I was first born, I didn't speak to them for 2 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian

I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...

And he said, β€œBecause your mother is always right.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives

I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Learn from your parents mistakes....

Use birth control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call an honest trans person with kids?

trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolie-Albasri
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call Batman's blood vessels?

Bruce Vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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You know you've failed as a parent....

....when you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table, infront of her kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.

We call him Los now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My sister wanted to marry a postman

but our parents didn't letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.

There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting β€œDrink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again β€œDrink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said β€œHe should have quit while he was a head”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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When I was 15, my parents told me that I was adopted....

......And I'd be meeting my new parents that afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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