Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AffectionateNot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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DeLorean for sale

Only used from time to time.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.

Had it over a year now. Has served me well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.

Only while stocks last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vintagepatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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"MIDWIFE FOR SALE "

CAN DELIVER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My dentist is having a sale today...

Plaque Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I have some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.

I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.

I think it was Scampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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For sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I just found a trampoline for sale.....

the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/margraves
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...

It's for a lime-eted time only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam-A-Tron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?

Apparently it's a big oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Hey look, the clothes are on sale
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Sales were stale anyway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I’ve got racing geese for sale

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...

And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calliecadillac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Used Theramin for sale...

Never been touched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImClumZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The store near me is having a sale on batteries.

If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownie-mix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Parachute for sale

No strings attached

Also banjo same condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nico735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.

It’s not going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kcambridge35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...

...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.

Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?

Everything is half-off!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call sushi that's on sale?

Redushi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edminzodo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I was walking by a yard sale the other day

I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldn’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOwl121
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...

"Good I might"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I saw a trampoline on sale,

so I jumped on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.

It was quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I was driving around town when I saw that a big bargain sale was going on in my favorite store.

I instantly stopped the car and entered the store.

Unfortunately for me, a cop saw me doing this and arrested me on the spot.

He charged me with braking and entering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Still up for sale?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"

Β£150

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.

I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can't turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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