Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
DeLorean for sale
Only used from time to time.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
"MIDWIFE FOR SALE "
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︎ Nov 15 2020
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My dentist is having a sale today...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
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︎ May 06 2020
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
For sale
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︎ Sep 08 2020
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I just found a trampoline for sale.....
the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...
It's for a lime-eted time only!
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesnβt Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Hey look, the clothes are on sale
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Sales were stale anyway
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Used Theramin for sale...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Just found this store by chance called Ollieβs. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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︎ Aug 29 2020
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Parachute for sale
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Iβve got a dead budgie for sale.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Sale
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you call sushi that's on sale?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I was walking by a yard sale the other day
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldnβt turn that down.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I saw a trampoline on sale,
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I was driving around town when I saw that a big bargain sale was going on in my favorite store.
I instantly stopped the car and entered the store.
Unfortunately for me, a cop saw me doing this and arrested me on the spot.
He charged me with braking and entering.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Still up for sale?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Iβve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, βVolume stuck on fullβ
I though, βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ May 15 2020
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I canβt turn this down.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I canβt turn that down.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
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