I saw male wigs on sale for $1
It’s a small price toupee
Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?
One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
It’s just collecting dust.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary
Parachute for sale:
Used once, never opened, small stain.
For Sale...Broken Quiz Machine.
Do you know why perfume sales are down?
Because they mask our smell.
There was a fog machine on sale, but I didn't have enough cash.
It was a mist opportunity.
What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
So I asked the employee if I could see the clock for sale, so she gave it to me. I asked my dad if I could buy it.
My dad said “we don’t have Time for that, we’re gonna leave any Second now, so Hand it back to the lady and head back to Hour car”
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
What do you call a sale on birthday candles?
I'm having a sale in my bedroom
and my clothes are 100% off
Delorean for sale
Only gets used from time to time.
the “Beatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.
It was the Final Frontier
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.
Because the government declared a rock down.
For sale: DeLorean
Some custom mods, but in great shape - it was only driven from time to time.
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
My dentist is having a sale today...
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
I just found a trampoline for sale.....
the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...
It's for a lime-eted time only!
Hey look, the clothes are on sale
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Used Theramin for sale...
Broken pub quiz machine for sale. . .
DeLorean for sale
Only used from time to time.
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
I’ve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
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