Johnson&Johnson just announced that M&M will be the spokesman for their new Covid vaccine commercial...

Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

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Showtime has far too many commercials on their channel.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Balbright
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What did the musician say on commercial break?

Stay tuned

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hud_is_on
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I saw an insurance commercial with a gay couple in it.

Guess it was Progressive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thiqq_bell_peppers
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I always wanted to follow my dear Dad as a commercial fisherman..

But his Net income always put me off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.

I told him, "It's a tie, dad"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DonnaPinciotti420
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Condom commercials should just be a short clip of a couple trying to enjoy a nice meal in public with children.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrClapCheeks
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I saw a commercial about infrequent constipation.

Seems like they were just half-assing it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/this_time_i_mean_it
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I just got a part in a tampon commercial

I didn’t think I would get it, but then I pulled some strings.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jpbyrom
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My physician recently went broke buying TV commercials recklessly.

Against my better judgement, I followed my doctor's advice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MysteryOrange7
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I auditioned and got the part in a bread commercial.

The director said I was perfect for that roll.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stupidsexyf1anders
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I cant stand perfume commercials

They don't make any scents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/me-no-smart
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Why is Trump so fond of the Slap Chop commercials?

He wants to make America graty again.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamefreq0
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Car commercial editors are racist as hell...

...they're always crushing the blacks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/geoffbowman
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Why are purfume commercials so weird?

They don't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/commont8r
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A commercial asks, "Are you over acne?"

Well, my comeback to that is, whether you are so over it or not, it is certainly all over you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spotted_Lady
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Avasnay
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I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Manartguy
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I was watching a documentary about Jesus when the host announced that they are having a commercial break.

"Jesus of Nazareth will return."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sodrohu
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acertaingestault
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As a commercial livestock hauler, I’ve delivered quite a few donkeys to different farms.

My clients get their asses handed to them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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If Commercial space stations become a reality... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/servernerd
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Egg Commercials

I don't know if this is a nationwide thing, but in New Jersey, we get commercials for a brand of eggs called "Eggland's Best."

Their slogan is "better eggs" so every time the commercial comes on, my dad says, without fail, "Who says they're the best? The egg-sperts!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beatlezep
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You can't handle the spoof 90's commercial - the king of all pun posts. youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-kH…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iFriendsAndMy
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These titanic commercials claim it's unsinkable.

So am I supposed to use a dishwasher then?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nazerian
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My boyfriend's response to the "TheRockxSiri" commercial.

Boyfriend: So how many kids does The Rock have?

Me: Two.

B: Both daughters, or is one a son?

M: Both daughters.

B: He should have another kid so that he can have a boy and take a family photo, where it's the boy, his two daughters, and then him standing on the end. 'Cause you know what he'd be then?

M: What?

B: Third Rock from the son.

He's sleeping outside tonight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stop_making_sense
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Did you hear? Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a commercial with the Hulk. It was advertising canned vegetables.

Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
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Unintentional from futurology article on 2015 key technologies to look out for: "The commercial drone industry ...

... is still struggling to get off the ground."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dplhollands
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Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kantoros1
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My pops and I watched the super bowl commercials together…

We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. It’s a tie, Dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carltodw
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Wife dropped this one while watching a commercial for Botox

Like title says, during a commercial for Botox to treat migraines, the wife casually states.

"Psht, Migraines. I think it's all in their head."

She promptly received a high five.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/driveronparthree
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I just saw a commercial for a fortune cookie maker

And they say you cant create your own destiny.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WinkleStinkle
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I turn the TV up loud when a Smucker's commercial comes on...

That's my jam!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrsmitchell727
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Me fiance told me the commercial for 'Snowden' was on the TV

Her: Hey it's Snowden!

Me: That's impossible. It's hot outside!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tamumike3
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I'm watching tv with my dad when a Jenny Craig commercial comes on

TV: I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig!

Dad: Well, did it kill her?

Me: exasperated eye-roll

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xcutiebandit
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Theres a commercial with Santa Claus on TV..

Dad: I don't know why he's so fucking jolly, he only comes once a year...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/savagecharles
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My wife's comment when the commercial for Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Yeti came on...."has he looked at his stupid face?" To which I replied:

"Not Yeti."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starchybunker
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My Dad's commercial idea

"Imagine someone cooking right? And they're wearing a white dress. And all of a sudden some spaghetti sauce splashes onto her. Her husband says, hey honey, washout. Like shout. Watch out. Get it?"

Thanks dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_Little_Rude
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My Dad and Sister saw a commercial for a hearing aid

Sister: Dad, when are you going to have to get one of those?

Dad: What?

Sister: When are you going to have to get a hearing aid?

Dad: What?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h2bridge
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During a Jeep commercial...

They were talking about our 16th president. Dad looks at me and said "do you think Abe Lincoln would have driven a jeep?" I look at him puzzled..then he says "I think he would have driven a Lincoln!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GRIMMnM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2014
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Got dadjoked while watching Cosmos commercials

During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmehio
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