A list of puns related to "Payment"
I'm convinced it's a mix up from when I moved branches.
I still owe a lot, I'm just not paying anymore.
Cashews
He re-Poe-ed them.
At the Whine and Dine.
What a time to be alive.
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
Chip and pin
Cost me an arm and a leg to keep up with their interest rates
After all, fare is fowl.
I hope my house doesn't get repossessed.
...so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
But all I have is shingles.
"Nothing personal."
without them I can barely see the machine
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