I pulled off one of my best dad jokes ever today.

I work in accounts, and I took a single date (as in, the fruit) to work just so I could go around to my coworkers going "hey, look at the date on this invoice".

It was gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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The mailman just came by

And I've been expecting an invoice I need to pay, so I asked my dad who met the mailman in front of the house, "did he have a bill?" To which he replied, "no, son. He had a nose just like us!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasamson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I think this counts as a dadjoke...

We were talking about generating invoices at work and someone suggested that it would be bad if they went out with too many noughts on them.

I asked if it would be bad when the client rang to complain that their invoice was a bit too naughty.

People actually left the room at that point.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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