I work in accounts, and I took a single date (as in, the fruit) to work just so I could go around to my coworkers going "hey, look at the date on this invoice".
It was gold.
And I've been expecting an invoice I need to pay, so I asked my dad who met the mailman in front of the house, "did he have a bill?" To which he replied, "no, son. He had a nose just like us!"
We were talking about generating invoices at work and someone suggested that it would be bad if they went out with too many noughts on them.
I asked if it would be bad when the client rang to complain that their invoice was a bit too naughty.
People actually left the room at that point.