If he turns right, the purchaser becomes purchaser rights
I purchased $1000 in Bose stock today
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
I just bought a new treadmill today and I’m not sure how to process this monumental purchase.
I guess I’ll take it one step at a time.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
I just purchased an electric car.
Do I need a current license?
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. She’s a keeper.
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.
They're calling it the car owner virus.
How do you purchase a hair piece that you’re going to share with someone
Purchasing bees
Customer: I asked for 7 bees but you’ve given me 8?
Pet shop owner: yep, that’s a freebie :)
Why aren't people in Norway able to purchase anything?
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”
I shouted, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.
So far it’s a pretty sound investment.
I used to know how to throw a boomerang
It's not coming back to me now.
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
Me (at the numbers store): “Can I please purchase all of these averages?”
Clerk: “Sure, buy all means”
Admittedly a median joke, at best.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases
It's because they do it door-tudor
I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.
That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.
I don’t know why people aren’t purchasing my discount marionettes!
There are no strings attached!
Purchased a new dyson stick vacuum with my girlfriend today..
As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
I purchased a dog from the blacksmith today...
As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Just purchased this shirt!
What would be the worst puchase of 2020?
I finally purchased a new tube of Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream for my wife and me!
It was good to strengthen our bond.
Purchasing Viagra is the best way to stimulate the economy
Purchased a cherry and a microphone
Bought a bing, bought a boom
My store gives Spanish-speaking men 5% off every purchase.
The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?
I finally decided to purchase stock in cannabis.
The company is really growing.
If You're Thinking About Making a Purchase ...
... does that make you buy-curious?
Store clerk: “So, are you sure you want to purchase this pillow?”
“I think I’m going to sleep on it.”
My new fan purchase has truly blown me away
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”
I shouted, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them…
He asked, “By mistake?”
I said, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”
I said, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
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