How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

πŸ‘︎ 14k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
🚨︎ report
What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 73
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
🚨︎ report
Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica

She replied, β€œ lol ok.”

Then I told her, β€œan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”

She asked, β€œ Are we going to these places?”

I said, β€œ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”

πŸ‘︎ 51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
🚨︎ report
Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
🚨︎ report
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

πŸ‘︎ 66
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
🚨︎ report
How much does pirate corn cost?

A Buccaneer!

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WWGI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
🚨︎ report
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
🚨︎ report
β€œHow much does the funny smelling spray cost?”

β€œPerfume?”

β€œNo, per bottle.”

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupitersmoones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
🚨︎ report
What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

πŸ‘︎ 96
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poojabber84
πŸ“…︎ May 12
🚨︎ report
What cost???
πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WhipTheWhiteBoar
πŸ“…︎ May 24
🚨︎ report
Apple pie in Jamaica cost Β£2 but pie in the Bahamas cost Β£3.14

That's just the pi-rates of the Caribbean

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
🚨︎ report
A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.

The waiter responds β€œIt’s tap quality”

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chubbypants3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
🚨︎ report
It didn't even cost me a pound.
πŸ‘︎ 299
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
🚨︎ report
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 72
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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
🚨︎ report
In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 36
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02
🚨︎ report
How much did the cow cost?

Heffer million dollars.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

πŸ‘︎ 79
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?

A Quid each

see ya!

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
🚨︎ report
Despite the high cost of living,

it remains popular.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ May 19
🚨︎ report
What’s a song that costs 45Β’?

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuab006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
🚨︎ report
I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 05
🚨︎ report
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?

45 Cents.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Davis_Schina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
🚨︎ report
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A buccaneer.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihaveaboot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
🚨︎ report
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?

One Buck

πŸ‘︎ 148
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BatmanJain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
🚨︎ report
How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing.

It is on the house.

πŸ‘︎ 115
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
🚨︎ report
What concerts cost 45 cents?

50 Cent and a Nickleback

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jventry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
🚨︎ report
How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar?

Inflation

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
🚨︎ report
Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
🚨︎ report
What do you call a shepard that's always cutting costs?

A sheep-skate.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
🚨︎ report
Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.

It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
🚨︎ report
If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?

Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sirjoseph62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost to park Santa’s sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

πŸ‘︎ 88
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Laniakea05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?

About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

πŸ‘︎ 80
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
🚨︎ report
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/just_want_sleep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
🚨︎ report
So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
🚨︎ report
Why do balloons filled with helium cost more than balloons sold in packages?

Inflation

πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
🚨︎ report
How much did it cost the pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear...

...it was a real barrrrgain

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepwalker696
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
🚨︎ report
I won, sure, but at what cost?
πŸ‘︎ 63
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
🚨︎ report
How much did it cost me to get the perfect size Christmas tree for my house?

Tree-fitty

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/catscam7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?

One Buck

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lukethekiwininja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
🚨︎ report
What concert costs $0.45?

A 50 cent and nickelback concert.

πŸ‘︎ 64
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
🚨︎ report
What concert costs just 45 cent?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/f-a-c-e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert costs just 45 cents? /r/Weekness/comments/es2d…
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jpurvisturton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
🚨︎ report
Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?

Inflation

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Air used to be free at gas stations, but now it costs $1.50...

Yep. Inflation.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
🚨︎ report
What type of photographs cost money and which ones are free?

Sell-fees and sell-frees

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
🚨︎ report
How much does a fawn cost?

One buck and a little Doe :-D

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
🚨︎ report
In Jamaica, an Apple pie costs about $2.00, while a Pecan pie costs $2.50 and a Rhubarb pie costs $3.00. In the Bahamas, an Apple pie is $1.50, a Pecan pie is $2.00, and a Rhubarb pie is $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

πŸ‘︎ 80
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quartz_Knee
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/twofirstkinds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
🚨︎ report
The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do nuts all cost so much nowadays?

It's like they cost an almond a leg.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 92
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Why don't unionized workers do everything at zero cost?

They're free of charge, right?

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IBreakCellPhones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
πŸ‘︎ 119
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tubeii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that a slice of pie costs $2.50 in the Bahamas and $3.00 in Jamaica?

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/R---edwin-g97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Software glitches come free of cost but cost a lot.
πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
🚨︎ report
(Dad told me this one just now) In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs $2. In the Bahamas, a slice costs of apple pie costs $2.50...

Those are the pie-rates of the Carribean!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SakuOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Apparently the cost of balloons is rising

Well, that's inflation for ya

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.

I said boy I can’t turn this down.

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Momorah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
🚨︎ report
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
πŸ‘︎ 108
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BpRue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
🚨︎ report
What’s a song that costs 45c

A song made by 50cent ft. Nickleback

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/memer69lolnice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Some people think the cost of wigs is too high

Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.

πŸ‘︎ 73
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltySmasher322
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
🚨︎ report
How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing, they’re free of charge.

πŸ‘︎ 133
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
🚨︎ report
The worst music albums always cost $19.95

so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck-an-ear

πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/blueboy9120
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
🚨︎ report
How much does Liam cost?

A ham's worth.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BrianAndersonJr
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does brown sugar cost more than white sugar?

'Cause demerara

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
🚨︎ report
How much does a dead battery cost?
πŸ‘︎ 70
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
🚨︎ report
How much did the Pirates earrings cost?

About a Buccaneer.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Aksnowmanbro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
🚨︎ report
I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
🚨︎ report
The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...

That wouldn't make cents.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
🚨︎ report
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in Bermuda...

These are some of the pi(e)rates of the carribean

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
🚨︎ report
In Jamaica a pie costs 3 dollars, and in the Bahamas it costs 5 dollars

These are the pie rates of the Caribbeans...

πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/allthatimafter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
🚨︎ report
What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
🚨︎ report
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a Buccaneer.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
🚨︎ report
What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent with nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/23jfrench
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert cost just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
🚨︎ report
How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents

A Buck.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/zonekill5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
🚨︎ report
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts costs $2.15.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 191
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Theman_947
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent Ft. Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelXavierTD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
🚨︎ report
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert costs 45 cents?

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert only costs 45Β’

A 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jusrile
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
🚨︎ report
A slice of apple pie costs $3.50 in Jamaica. But costs $3.00 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/uthman11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
🚨︎ report
What concert cost 45Β’

50Β’ ft. Nickelback.

πŸ‘︎ 75
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
🚨︎ report

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