How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A-buck-an-ear!
Sorry if its not that good.
how much does a roof cost ?
nothing - it’s on the house
The true cost of takeout:
How do you know how much a sheep costs?
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent, nickelback
(idk if this joke was used yet, my dad told me this joke a while ago)
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
theguardian.com/food/2021…
Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.
How much does the entire United States cost?
Nothing, because it's a free country
What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?
I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.
When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.
My wife mentioned that our baby chews everything. I told her that he's really going to cost us money.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
How much does a chimney cost?
I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.
The clerk said “Actually, it is due to increased inflation.”
In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.
Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.
A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...
they blamed it on the cost of living.
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
How much do a pirates earrings cost?
Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.
But I think it's cheep cheep cheep
When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.
I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.
In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?
She looked at me confused and said "What?"
I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."
The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.
Me: contractors do that for free.
Sister: really?
Me: yeah, it's on the house.
It will cost a buccaneer!
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it’s on the house ;)
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing..... it’s on the house
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house...
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing - it's on the house!
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing; it’s on the house.
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
What concert does only costs 45 cents?
50 cent feat Nickelback...
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free. Because it's on the house.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing.... it's on the house bah dum tsss
How much does a chimney cost?
Nada! Zero because it's on the house!
How much does a chimney cost?
It’s free because it’s on the house
How much does the chimney cost?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickeback
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
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