How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A-buck-an-ear!
Sorry if its not that good.
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
how much does a roof cost ?
nothing - itβs on the house
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
The true cost of takeout:
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οΈ May 17 2021
How do you know how much a sheep costs?
ποΈ 36
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent, nickelback
(idk if this joke was used yet, my dad told me this joke a while ago)
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οΈ Jun 03 2021
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
theguardian.com/food/2021β¦
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jun 02 2021
Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.
ποΈ 26
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οΈ May 21 2021
How much does the entire United States cost?
Nothing, because it's a free country
ποΈ 24
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οΈ May 25 2021
What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?
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οΈ May 31 2021
I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.
When I found out why Iβm glad I didnβt go - the show wasnβt that humerus and the staff was short handed.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Jun 02 2021
My wife mentioned that our baby chews everything. I told her that he's really going to cost us money.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
ποΈ 55
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οΈ May 02 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
I donβt know, but it must be through the roof.
ποΈ 116
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.
The clerk said βActually, it is due to increased inflation.β
ποΈ 10
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οΈ May 16 2021
In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.
Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...
they blamed it on the cost of living.
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οΈ Apr 26 2021
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
ποΈ 44
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
How much do a pirates earrings cost?
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Mar 24 2021
Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.
But I think it's cheep cheep cheep
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.
I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Feb 25 2021
In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?
She looked at me confused and said "What?"
I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.
Me: contractors do that for free.
Sister: really?
Me: yeah, it's on the house.
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οΈ Mar 29 2021
It will cost a buccaneer!
ποΈ 64
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, itβs on the house ;)
ποΈ 302
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οΈ May 03 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing..... itβs on the house
ποΈ 146
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οΈ May 02 2021
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house...
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Jun 01 2021
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing - it's on the house!
ποΈ 28
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οΈ May 27 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing; itβs on the house.
ποΈ 107
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
ποΈ 213
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ May 10 2021
What concert does only costs 45 cents?
50 cent feat Nickelback...
ποΈ 4
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οΈ May 26 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free. Because it's on the house.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ May 02 2021
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
ποΈ 22
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing.... it's on the house bah dum tsss
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jun 02 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nada! Zero because it's on the house!
ποΈ 9
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οΈ May 09 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Itβs free because itβs on the house
ποΈ 12
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οΈ May 10 2021
How much does the chimney cost?
Nothing, itβs on the house.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ May 06 2021
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickeback
ποΈ 35
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing itβs on the house.
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
ποΈ 733
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Feb 19 2021
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Mar 12 2021
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
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