How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A-buck-an-ear!

Sorry if its not that good.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deep_Landscape5174
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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how much does a roof cost ?

nothing - it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/romnewz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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The true cost of takeout:
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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How do you know how much a sheep costs?

Scan the baaa code!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trusty-Rombone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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What concert costs 45 cents

50 cent, nickelback

(idk if this joke was used yet, my dad told me this joke a while ago)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GlitchyGutzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2021
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We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying. theguardian.com/food/2021…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Bend5385
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2021
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Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luckj
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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How much does the entire United States cost?

Nothing, because it's a free country

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?

The latter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.

When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2021
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My wife mentioned that our baby chews everything. I told her that he's really going to cost us money.

He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zavoybrown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.

The clerk said β€œActually, it is due to increased inflation.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2021
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In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.

Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AbnormalElephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...

they blamed it on the cost of living.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2021
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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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How much do a pirates earrings cost?

A buck an ear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.

But I think it's cheep cheep cheep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peterburk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.

I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Outcazt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?

She looked at me confused and said "What?"

I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notathrowaway2937
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost

He's a freelancer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dvd86er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.

Me: contractors do that for free. Sister: really? Me: yeah, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spikey_mikey_86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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It will cost a buccaneer!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shadowsnipeeee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing, it’s on the house ;)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superto3
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing..... it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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How much does a roof cost?

Nothing, it's on the house...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitalily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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How much does a roof cost?

Nothing - it's on the house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xAnxietyPrimex
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing; it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferociouswhimper
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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What concert does only costs 45 cents?

50 cent feat Nickelback...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yam340
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

It's free. Because it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/j00bz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5x13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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How much does a roof cost?

Nothing.... it's on the house bah dum tsss

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TaterRae94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nada! Zero because it's on the house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nightfuryangel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s free because it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hvperez
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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How much does the chimney cost?

Nothing, it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arrowedmisfit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickeback

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YayGettel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheddarCheese-Chan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scoop_My_Poop63923
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Low_Acanthisitta6716
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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