A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
How much does a chimney cost?
I figured out why teslas cost so much.
It’s because they charge a lot.
It will cost a buccaneer!
I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...
That’s inflation for you!
A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion
But that's just a ballpark figure
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh
Nothing! It’s on the house!
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing ... it’s on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
That one will cost you
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
What do you call a thought that costs money?
How much did HYDRA's upgrades cost Bucky?
An arm and a leg. Luckily, he talked them down to half price.
Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica
She replied, “ lol ok.”
Then I told her, “an apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”
She asked, “ Are we going to these places?”
I said, “ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
At the store, my daughter found a shirt she liked on clearance. My wife asked her how much it cost.
I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."
My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
What’s a song that costs 45¢?
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.09.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
It didn't even cost me a pound.
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house!
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
nothing, its on the house
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
How much does a chimney cost
Nothing. It's on the house
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
Why did the balloon cost $100?
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing - it’s on the house
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
How much does pirate corn cost?
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