Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
I spent my entire life savings on pasta.
It was worth every penne.
Live savings spent in a second
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
Did you hear about the man who spent his life savings opening a distillery?
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
I was walking into the grocery store today and this guy asked if I wanted a pamphlet on saving the planet
My Son said that he was saving his Hamburger instead of eating it.
I asked him, "is he thankful for that?"
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
My son is saving his money for an Icee.
What do you say to a math problem you are saving for tomorrow?
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
Saving this for when I become a dad
Look at that flock of cows over there
Herd of cows
Of course I've heard of cows theres a flock of them right over there.
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
Finally adjusted my clocks for dalylight savings
No time like the present!
Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.
He said the times they were a-changin’.
There is a fine line between saving and killing
Star Wars 7PM show last night, a dad behind me was saving four seats with his daughter...
...and every time someone approached him he repeated "these aren't the seats you're looking for."
My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes
Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
I’m saving up to finally get LASIK on my eyes next year.
Been saving this one for a rainy day!
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!
Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.
What do you call clown that is good at saving money?
My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.
I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.
Before my dad died, he spent all his savings on a bunch of outrageously expensive toupees.
He said they were my inhairitance.
I've put all of my savings into a door hanging company.
There's alot hinging on its sucess.
I’ve been saving my ult for this moment
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
I've just spent all my savings on the world's largest bottle of Tipp-Ex
I decided to put my savings into a boomerang business. Guaranteed return on investment.
What did Superman's dad say after they thanked him for saving Krypton?
I invested my child’s savings into coffee
It’s a hot commodity right now.
Has anyone seen Pornhub’s Bee saving event?
I know there will bee a lot of puns and will for sure create a lot of buzz
I checked my savings account yesterday....
It wasn't very interesting.
My gambling addicted brother has been missing for a while. Last we saw him he lost his life savings in a game of poker.
It turns out that saving money on low wattage light bulbs was not the brightest idea.
I spent my entire life savings on pasta
I spent my entire life savings on pasta
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings
No time like the present!
What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?
The Times They Are a-Changin'
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