I couldn’t get a reservation at a library

They were full booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Medical-Joke42069
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today

Looks like they are too busy today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombot777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.

They were completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurlythemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Told my daughter I was unable to make reservations at the library..

They were completely booked

She won’t talk to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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It's impossible to get a reservation in the library.

They are always fully booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...

Afterwards, I felt differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I just tried to make reservations at the library...

I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B7dust11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezzurict
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I’m sorry sir no more reservations
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Restaurant reservation

My dad just said the next time we go to a restaurant we should say we’re dinner party of 5, then when we get called show up with just the four of us and say, β€œwe’re not as hungry anymore we waited a bit”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeMomma247
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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A man walks into a hotel and says 'I have reservations'

The guy at reception says 'let me put your fears to rest'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eak125
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says β€œwe did, but we came anyway”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeBawb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'

Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I wanted to make a reservation for a table at the library today...

Too bad they were completely booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEPHYRight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.

He's a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TFareCool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses

I wired a head for a reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The hotel I work at got a huge reservation today

250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fubai97b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.

To which i replied, β€œno, I’m pretty sure i want to eat here”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Text from Dad after making dinner reservations

Ok, we’re reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mogeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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I asked my dad if he had reservations for his birthday dinner

He replied "Yes, but I've decided to go anyway."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pudgin88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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"Do you have a reservation?"

Peering into the dining area "Nope, it looks like an alright place."

Wish I could say I witnessed this one, or better yet said it. However it was my father's good friend who said this to a host when asked at an upscale restaurant if he had a reservation.

Though not the typical cringe worthy dad joke, I would like to still think it fits in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malstudious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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When the hostess at a restaurant asks my Dad if he has reservations

He replies, "Yeah, but we're gonna eat here anyway."

Cue me groaning and the hostess not understanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmere010
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Every time we make reservations at a restaurant

Technically my grandpa always makes this joke, but my dad will make it to.

To the host/hostess: "We had reservations but we came anyway."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuroblac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library.

They were completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library

They were completely booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

they were fully booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klave7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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i tried to make reservations at the library,

but they we're completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrosthighs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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I wasn't able to make reservations at the library. You see they're...

Completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I wasn't able to make reservations at the library,

they're completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrosthighs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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Tried making reservations at the library

But they're all booked up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loWbAtTeRy67
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I tried to make a reservation at my local library...

...but it was fully booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Useless
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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