Policeman: Can you describe the shooter? Waiter: 6 feet, white male, grey shirt and a skirt made of parsley. P: Parsley? W: Yes. It was just a herb he wore.
A punch line.
They help you express yourself.
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of its clause!
There is a Santa clause.
Paralyze (pair of lies)
They're my quilty pleasure
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps...
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
I said, "It's a financial institution licensed to receive deposits and make loans."
Covers are good sheet.
Withdrawn: £9,000,000
Balance:£0.00
Post Malone
I love quilts.
The owner yells at him; "You stay away from my tables! You dropped one the last time you were here!"
Sql statement leaves and wanders into a nearby restaurant. He approaches two tables; "I was just chased out of the furniture store, may I join you?"
"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757
