Bank statement Puns

I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.

My girlfriend asked me for a bank statement.

6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.

A mother is opening the mail at home one night. She began adamantly reminding him they were out of baby powder as she’s tearing into their bank statement. When she sees it, she marches to the father sitting in his chair and says “What is this $730.88 spent at the Treasure Chest, Donny?!”

Just reversed into a Ferrari.