A list of puns related to "Bank Account"
Apple juice
but I've slowly gained interest
I lost Yuan
I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it
I call it my hedge fund
Man: No problem Sir. Whatβs the name of your previous bank?
Me: Piggy.
Is it a 'joint' account.
When I click on it there are fewer singles than I expected.
That's why you gotta de-pause it.
She might beat you to the draw.
I really need some change in my life
I suffer from withdrawals.
It'll be our joint account.
There was no interest
Her: We should get going.
Me: Hold on, I want to open this online bank account before they close.
Her: <sarcastic> Oh yeah, cause they close early on Saturday
Me: Yeah, they have to head out early to beat the internet traffic.
"Dad, I can't log into my bank account on here."
"Did you type your password in correctly?"
"Uh, duh."
"That's your problem, try typing it in right next time, sweetie."
groan "Oh my god..."
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