Bank Statement Puns

A list of puns related to "Bank Statement"

I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
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👤︎ u/datboiJR
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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My girlfriend asked me for a bank statement.

I said, "It's a financial institution licensed to receive deposits and make loans."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.

Withdrawn: £9,000,000

Balance:£0.00

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👤︎ u/adc2502
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Just reversed into a Ferrari.

But I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling me.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 13 2020
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