Online Banking Puns

A list of puns related to "Online Banking"

Got my girlfriend with a couple while trying to open up an online bank account.

Her: We should get going.

Me: Hold on, I want to open this online bank account before they close.

Her: <sarcastic> Oh yeah, cause they close early on Saturday

Me: Yeah, they have to head out early to beat the internet traffic.

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👤︎ u/neonoodle
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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My sister couldn't get into her bank account online

"Dad, I can't log into my bank account on here."

"Did you type your password in correctly?"

"Uh, duh."

"That's your problem, try typing it in right next time, sweetie."

groan "Oh my god..."

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👤︎ u/xgobez
📅︎ Aug 01 2014
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