Branch Banking Puns

A list of puns related to "Branch Banking"

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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👤︎ u/GoldenEmerald67
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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What did the branch say when he robbed a bank?

This is a STICK-up!

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👤︎ u/Gremelinn
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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The best restrooms can be found inside of PNC Bank branches

You can 'PNC' what happens next

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My fiancé just said this one. Me: A package came for our cat today.

Fiancé: Oh, I didn't realise she was ordering packages.

Me: She must've gone to the bank to get herself a debit card.

Fiancé: Nah, she just went to the neighbours tree.

Me: Huh?

Fiancé: The local branch.

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👤︎ u/Maturius
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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If money doesn't grow on tree's....

Then why do banks have so many branches?

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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They say money doesn’t grow on trees.

So why do banks have so many branches?!

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👤︎ u/jingles_and_pringles
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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If money doesn't grow on trees...

... then why do banks have branches?

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👤︎ u/Thorazine222
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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Why do people say money grows on trees?

Because banks have branches..

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👤︎ u/Jithlordx
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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If money doesn't grow on trees...

then why do banks have branches?

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👤︎ u/PeterPenishood
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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If money doesn’t grow on trees...

...then why do banks have branches?

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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If money doesn’t grow on trees...

Then why do banks have branches?

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👤︎ u/officialdavid1
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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