He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
The call went out that a small medium was at large
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Man: No problem Sir. What’s the name of your previous bank?
Me: Piggy.
She said he was the lone arranger.
The guy scratches his head with his gun saying, “I hate when that happens.”
“Sorry, but I knead the dough!”
She nickel and dimed him to death.
I still don't know why the woman got so mad when I pushed her over to "Check her balance."
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
"Baguette"
Because they stay balanced.
Leave me a loan!
So he pushed her over..
I need to deposit some money in my mom's account, my name is on it too. hands her id
Her: does your mom have a last name?
Me: yes she does have a last name.
She's young and really embarrassed
Leaving for vacation and my dad cashes in his coins he's been saving. We bring the voucher up to the teller.
Bank Teller: okay sir how would you like your money?
Dad: US currency preferably
Bank teller: long awkward pause as she gets him money
So she pushed him.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
