It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
The SEC got him for insider trading.
He wants to stop and sell the roses!
Because he's a real expert when it comes to bull.
but it pays the bulls.
A stock broker
Customer: How much is this TV?
Pawn Broker: Only $1
Customer: Why only $1?
Pawn Broker: The volume is stuck on the highest volume
Customer: So the volume is always turned up?
Pawn Broker: Yeah man
Customer: And it's only $1?
Pawn Broker: Yep
Customer: wow *looks towards you* I can't turn that down.
A Prawn Broker
He shot his broker.
I was telling my parents who live abroad the process of flying my cat home from college in the US. "So after I contact a broker in the Animal Quarantine department there and get their details, I have to contact United again and give them all the info about Sammy: the broker's contact, age/weight, size of the kennel..." Dad: "Why do they need to know the broker's weight?!"