Stock Broker Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Broker"

My quarantined stock broker was just arrested!

The SEC got him for insider trading.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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My friend who is a stock broker on Wall Street wants to open a florist shop...

He wants to stop and sell the roses!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Where does a stock broker dock their boat?

Port folio.

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👤︎ u/x5685
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?

A stock broker

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👤︎ u/PharmDiddy
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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