The Broker Puns

A list of puns related to "The Broker"

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/Imholt11
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you guys hear about the investment broker that retired to run a celery farm?

It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.

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👤︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Dad got me on Skype.

I was telling my parents who live abroad the process of flying my cat home from college in the US. "So after I contact a broker in the Animal Quarantine department there and get their details, I have to contact United again and give them all the info about Sammy: the broker's contact, age/weight, size of the kennel..." Dad: "Why do they need to know the broker's weight?!"

Uuuuugggghhhhh

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👤︎ u/FaceofHoe
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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