Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.

He kept feeling their pain.

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Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?

It’s because of the Al Gore Rhythm.

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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Bill Clinton's VP could have won in 2000 if he had found the right flowchart

But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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What's Bill Clinton's favorite hiding spot?

In the Bushs

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call Bill Clinton's VP programmatically tapping his foot and clapping his hands?

Algorithm

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Dad jokes: Bill Clinton edition

http://i.imgur.com/21o0HqV.png

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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Bill Clinton's wife used to be confused with another woman with the same first name.

It was Hillary S.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Bill Clinton has always been a good dad, and maybe even First Man.

"If [Hillary] becomes president, I could be called Adam."

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My dad just said this while I was talking about a Bill Clinton costume...

Me: ...so yeah, I'll try to find out what color tie he was wearing during the Monica Lewinsky thing.

Dad: He wasn't wearing a tie.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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In the bushes!
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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With the help of a young secretary,

Bill Clinton came two terms with the presidency.

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I don't know why people are making a big deal about Obama appearing between Two Ferns...

I mean, Bill Clinton appeared between Two Bushes.

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Hillary has lunch

Hillary Clinton and a sleaze bag are sitting at a table in a nice restaurant.

Seeing they've finished eating, the waiter comes by and lays the check by the sleaze bag. The sleaze bag grabs the waiters arm, and pointing at Hillary says "No, Bill Clinton."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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