Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?

Because sweet home Al Obama....

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Call me Barack

Cause I'll be spending this Valentine's Obama self

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Who is Barack' s southern uncle?

Al Obama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machi_koro
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How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?

Yes

Oui (Yes in French)

Χ›ΧŸ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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What do you call cooking Barack Obama just a little bit?

Al Presidente

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What do you call Barack when he goes down south?

Alobama

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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Barack Obama as a Magic Card

Dad: If Barack Obama were on a Magic card, what would it be called?

Son: ...

Dad: Black POTUS

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How do the Obama’s know when dinner is ready?

They can smell what Barack is cooking.

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"Time flies even if Turkeys don't"

-Barack Obama

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Topical Puns at the restaurant I bartend at i.reddituploads.com/cdb1c…
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What’s Michelle Obama’s favourite genre of music?

Barack β€˜n’ roll

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Who is the head of vegetables?

Barack-oli Obama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunphreedom
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Barrack Obama Puns in songs...

Justin Timberlake: I am Bringing Sexy Barrack Eric Carman: Obama Self Amy Winehouse: Back to Barrack Sir Mix a Lot: Baby's got Barrack Take That: I want you Barrack for good.

If anyone has any others to throw in the mix.. it would be very much appreciated....

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What is Michelle's favorite vegetable?

Barack-choy.

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If Obama was a roman soldier, where would he live?

In the Baracks...

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What is President Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli

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The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...

can you smell what Barack is cooking?

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Did you hear? The president is opening up a day spa once he leaves office.

He said: "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this massage."

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My vegetarian Chinese friend named his son after the President

Barack O. Lee

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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