10 Hilarious Barack Obama Puns

Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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👤︎ u/Chainsmoker88

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?

Yes

Oui (Yes in French)

כן (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)

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👤︎ u/pfo_

📅︎ Oct 14 2017

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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👤︎ u/-Pungbaek-

📅︎ Jun 06 2017

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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/banjowashisnameo

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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What do you call cooking Barack Obama just a little bit?

Al Presidente

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👤︎ u/Ykcin81

📅︎ Feb 20 2016

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Barack Obama as a Magic Card

Dad: If Barack Obama were on a Magic card, what would it be called?

Son: ...

Dad: Black POTUS

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👤︎ u/nieltown

📅︎ Feb 26 2016

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"Time flies even if Turkeys don't"

-Barack Obama

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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Who is the head of vegetables?

Barack-oli Obama

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👤︎ u/shaunphreedom

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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Did you hear? The president is opening up a day spa once he leaves office.

He said: "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this massage."

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Jan 19 2017

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 12 2016

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