Hillary Clinton may become the first F president.

Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrystalMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Hillary Clinton
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalOmega
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unthgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Have you heard that Hillary Clinton started a grocery delivery company?

It's called Buttery Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silencesc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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What is Hillary Clinton's least favorite country to think about after the election?

Iran

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Hillary CLinton is getting ready for the summer

she loves flip flop season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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The fast-food chicken place down the block is having a Hillary Clinton special - 5-piece meal for $5...

...two small breasts, two large thighs, and a left wing.

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I was sitting at lunch with my grandfather, talking about Hillary Clinton

My mom, my grandfather, and I were walking about how powerful the Clinton political structure is, and how she was the Secretary of State for a few years.

Then, my grandfather pipes up and says: "Don't you mean she was the Secretary of Mistake?"

-_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MississippianFoxx
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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What about the emails?

If Hillary Clinton we’re elected president, she would be the first F president. I would say β€œfemale”, but we have to delete the E-MAIL.

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Hillary has lunch

Hillary Clinton and a sleaze bag are sitting at a table in a nice restaurant.

Seeing they've finished eating, the waiter comes by and lays the check by the sleaze bag. The sleaze bag grabs the waiters arm, and pointing at Hillary says "No, Bill Clinton."

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Pokemon Go
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I like my dad's jokes

Dad: What's the difference between a circus and the rockettes? one is a cunning display of stunts the other is a stunning display of .....

whats the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton? one's a busy ditch the others a dizzy .....

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